Technique 6: The Phantom Appointment

Also known as "Scheduling Voodoo," this technique involves conjuring an appointment that never actually exists. When confronted with a request for a meeting, simply claim that the appointment is scheduled for a random, unverifiable date and time.

Example:

You: "I'm so sorry, I have an appointment with a very important client at 3:14 PM on a Wednesday. I'll have to reschedule."

Actual Truth:

You: "Uh, I'm not really sure when I'm free. Maybe never?"

Benefits:

Unlimited scheduling flexibility. No need to worry about actually having a meeting.

Disadvantages:

Might get called out on it. Might have to actually do some work.

For more advanced training, try:

Technique 7: The Blanket Reason

Technique 8: The Sudden Illness

Technique 9: The Unscheduled Email