Meet the master of evasion.
Meet the Phantom Employee, the ultimate master of avoidance.
With a mastery of the art of doing nothing, this elusive figure can be found nowhere.
Except where it's not.
Because, let's be real, that's just not how it goes.
The Phantom Employee's Stats:
Number of meetings avoided: 999,999,999
Time spent on actual work: 0 hours
Time spent pretending to work: 10,000 hours