Meetings: because who needs actual progress or productivity?
Tip 1: The Art of the Abrupt Exit
Just get up and leave. No explanation necessary. The room will still be there when you get back.
Learn more escape techniquesTip 2: Schedule Overlap
Schedule your meetings at the same time as another meeting that's actually productive. Watch as the other meeting attendees try to reschedule you.
Master the art of scheduling conflictsTip 3: Passive Aggression
Say nothing, just stare blankly into space. The silence will be deafening.
Practice your nonverbal skills