AVOIDANT MEETING SCHEDULE

Today:

Monday, January 15th: "Emergency Meeting to Discuss Non-Emergencies"

Tuesday, February 1st: "Meeting to Discuss the Meeting That Was Supposed to Happen Last Week"

Tomorrow:

Wednesday, January 16th: "The Meeting Where We Will Discuss Why We Had to Have This Meeting"

Upcoming:

Thursday, February 8th: "The Biweekly Meeting That Will Probably Get Canceled at the Last Minute Because Someone Forgets Their Lunch in the Break Room Again"

Note: All meetings are subject to change. Please check back regularly for updates.

Disclaimer: The management reserves the right to add or remove meetings at any time. If you are feeling overwhelmed, please consult a professional or a nice cup of tea.

(Note: This page is a satirical representation and not meant to be taken seriously.)