Q: What is the Voidus Protocol?
The Voidus Protocol is a revolutionary new approach to meeting culture. It's a set of rules designed to make meetings as painful and soul-crushing as possible.
Q: What are the key principles of the Voidus Protocol?
- A: Invert the agenda.
- B: Randomize the seating arrangements.
- C: Forbid all snacks and refreshments.
- D: Make every meeting last exactly 4 hours.
- E: Repeat the meeting every week.
Q: What are the benefits of the Voidus Protocol?
- A: Increased productivity (through excessive boredom and frustration).
- B: Improved focus (on the futility of existence).
- C: Enhanced teamwork (through mutual suffering).