What is Voidus Protocol?
Voidus Protocol is a revolutionary new approach to doing absolutely nothing. Our patented (not really) method involves setting up elaborate systems and processes to achieve the opposite of what you actually need to do.
We're talking spreadsheets for deciding what to eat for lunch, flowcharts for finding the perfect nap spot, and elaborate PowerPoint presentations for explaining why you can't start that project.
It's like the opposite of Agile, but with more meetings.