Creating the Voidus Agenda

Step 1: Ignore all meeting invitations until 10am on prophets' day. If prophets don't show up, send a strongly worded email.

• Step 2: Develop an elaborate excuse for not attending the meeting, involving a family emergency, car troubles, or sudden case of "existential dread."
• Step 3: Use a 4chan-style image macro to illustrate the point, withประก a poorly drawnประก cat in a business meeting.

Advanced Avoidus Techniques

For the truly committed avoidus, try these:

• Step 4: Create a "Meeting Manifesto," a detailed document outlining the futility of all meetings, including but not limited to:
• • Meetings about meetings
• • Status updates on progress that will never be made
• • Mandatory "synergy" sessions

Voidus Protocol Subpages

• Avoidus Warfare - The art of using passive-aggressive language to deflect meeting invites
• Voidus Synergy - The thrill of pretending to care while secretly playing Solitaire

Remember, the key to successful avoidus is to never, ever, attend a meeting.