For those who have mastered the art of avoiding meetings, we offer these advanced techniques:
Disappear from the meeting room without warning, leaving your colleagues to ponder the void where you once sat.
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Send an email stating you're "unavailable" for the meeting, while still managing to convey your disdain for the gathering.
Claim you forgot to check your calendar, thereby implying you're too busy to attend the meeting.
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And for those who dare to be different:
Become a master of creative scheduling conflicts by claiming you've contracted a rare and exotic illness.