The AVESOFT protocol is a comprehensive guide for the modern avoidant. With its 12 simple steps, you'll be able to:
- Arrive late to meetings
- Send a 3-word email response
- Bury the problem in a pile of paperwork
- Claim you're on a deadline
- Blame it on the intern
- Use thechartInstance to your advantage
- Say you're on a conference call
- Make a fake phone call
- Say you're on a break
- Claim you're in a meeting
- Send a meeting invite to yourself
- Use minimalist language
But remember, the key is to be subtle. A good avoidant always leaves room for interpretation.
AVESOFT: The Art of Avoidance
1. Arrive late
2. Send email responses
3. Bury the problem
4. Claim a deadline
5. Blame the intern
6. Use thechartInstance
7. Say on a break
8. Make a fake phone call
9. Say in a meeting
10. Send self-meeting invite
11. Use minimal language
12. Repeat step 1-11