VOIDUS PROTOCOL: THE ART OF AVOIDANCE

By following the AVESOFT, you'll be able to avoid even the most inane and tedious meetings with ease. But don't just stop at Aversoft, push yourself to the Advanced Avoidance techniques for maximum efficiency.

The AVESOFT protocol is a comprehensive guide for the modern avoidant. With its 12 simple steps, you'll be able to:

  1. Arrive late to meetings
  2. Send a 3-word email response
  3. Bury the problem in a pile of paperwork
  4. Claim you're on a deadline
  5. Blame it on the intern
  6. Use thechartInstance to your advantage
  7. Say you're on a conference call
  8. Make a fake phone call
  9. Say you're on a break
  10. Claim you're in a meeting
  11. Send a meeting invite to yourself
  12. Use minimalist language

But remember, the key is to be subtle. A good avoidant always leaves room for interpretation.

			AVESOFT: The Art of Avoidance
			1. Arrive late
			2. Send email responses
			3. Bury the problem
			4. Claim a deadline
			5. Blame the intern
			6. Use thechartInstance
			7. Say on a break
			8. Make a fake phone call
			9. Say in a meeting
			10. Send self-meeting invite
			11. Use minimal language
			12. Repeat step 1-11