Voidus Protocol for the Utterly Inept: An Illustrated Guide
By the Avoidant Council of the Inept
  1. Rule 1: Avoidance is the First Principle.
  2. Rule 2: Deny All Responsibilities.
  3. Rule 3: Create Fake Excuses for Everything.
  4. Rule 4: Never Show Up.
  5. Rule 5: Blame Others for Everything.
Advanced Voidus Tactics