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Chapter 1: The Art of Avoiding Meetings

Learn how to craft the perfect excuse to get out of meetings, or how to attend meetings without actually attending them.

Meetings are a plague upon society, but with the right techniques, you can survive them without losing your sanity.

Read Chapter 2: Avoidant Bingo Read Chapter 3: The Schedule of Doom Read Chapter 4: Free Handouts of Despair

Chapter 2: Avoidant Bingo

Avoidant Bingo is a game where you pretend to be interested in a meeting, but secretly you're just waiting for the next opportunity to slip away.

Learn how to mark off squares on your bingo card with a confident smile, all while secretly planning your escape.

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