Case Study 456: A Study in Avoidance

The Voidus Protocol: a proven framework for attending meetings without actually doing anything productive.

Our team at Voidus HQ have successfully applied this protocol to achieve unparalleled levels of meeting attendance, while still somehow managing to do as little actual work as humanly possible.

Here's a breakdown of our case study:

Step 1: Show Up, But Don't Participate

Arrive at the meeting on time, but make it clear you're only there for the free coffee.

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Step 2: Use the Power of Technology to Avoid Work

Leverage the latest in meeting attendance software to create an illusion of productivity, while secretly browsing cat videos on your phone.

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