Resolution:
By a vote of 3-2, the Voidus Protocol Committee has decided that all meetings shall be conducted while floating in zero gravity, thereby in-transitivizing the discussion process.
Justifications:
- Increased productivity: No chairs to get in the way.
- Enhanced creativity: The disorientation of zero gravity will stimulate new ideas.
- Reduced conflict: No one will be able to sit too close to each other.
Implementation:
- All meeting attendees are to wear Velcro suits at all times.
- A zero-G simulation will be installed in all conference rooms.
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