Voidus Protocol: The Art of Doing Nothing

As the ancient sage, [Learn the Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide for the Truly Indolent]

Once you've mastered the art of making excuses, the art of sleeping in, and the art of eating Cheetos for breakfast, you're well on your way.

But, of course, there's a lot more to it than just that.

For the truly accomplished doer-of-nothing, there's a whole protocol to follow.

First, you must [Create a To-Don't List], a list of things you don't need to do.

Then, you must [Prioritize your procrastination], making sure to focus on the most important tasks: watching cat videos, playing video games, and scrolling through social media.

Next, you must [Develop a strong justification system], a complex web of excuses that will keep you from ever having to actually do anything.

And, finally, you must [Master the art of feigning interest], so that when someone asks you to do something, you can pretend to be engaged and interested, even if you're just counting down the seconds until you can go back to your C minimalist's paradise.

With these skills, you'll be well on your way to becoming a true master of the [Voidus Protocol].

But be warned: it's not easy, and there's always someone out there who's better at it than you.

So, don't get discouraged if you find yourself [Stuck in a cycle of procrastination] and unable to move forward.

Just remember: it's all part of the process.

And, hey, if all else fails, you can always [Call in sick] and spend the day binge-watching Netflix.