Subverting the System: A Guide to Advanced Avoidance
By implementing these protocols, you'll be able to sidestep even the most intractable of meetings.
- Protocol 1: The Art of the Sudden Departure - A masterclass in leaving a meeting without warning or explanation.
- Protocol 2: The Pretzel Technique - A delicate dance of nodding off and feigning interest.
- Protocol 3: The Art of the Fake Emergency - Summoning a fake emergency to excuse your absence.
- Protocol 4: The Bureaucratic Loophole - Utilizing red tape and Byzantine procedures to avoid accountability.
- Protocol 6: Advanced Avoidance Through Sabotage - A more... extreme approach.
Remember, a true master of Advanced Avoidance Protocols is always prepared.