Meetings | Avoidant Meetings

Welcome to the Voidus Protocol | Meetings | Avoidant Meetings page! This is the place where ideas go to die. Or, you know, just get discussed for a while before someone remembers they have to get back to work.

We're currently using the Voidus Protocol, a revolutionary new approach to meetings that involves sitting in a dark room, eating Cheetos, and pretending the fluorescent lights aren't driving you mad.

• Ideas 7: The meeting about the meeting that was supposed to be about something else
• Idea 8: The one about who ate the last donut

We're not really sure what's going on here, but it's definitely not about productivity. Or, you know, actual work.

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