As part of our ongoing effort to optimize meeting productivity, we present to you the most crucial, the most essential, the most completely-not-going-to-happen-but-we-hope-it-will-be-fun-to-try ideas for Bean Spill Bingo.
| 1. Point at Someone Else | Accuse them of being the problem, and then blame them for the meeting running long. |
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| 2. Check Your Phone 17 Times | Make sure you've checked your phone at least 17 times to ensure you're not missing any critical updates. |
| 3. Use Jargon Words | Deploy an arsenal of buzzwords like "synergy," "disrupt," and "paradigm" to confuse and intimidate your colleagues. |
| 4. Take A 30-Minute Break | Just step out for a few minutes, and when you return, pretend you're refreshed and ready to tackle the meeting with renewed vigor! |