What to Do When the Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

Welcome, fellow avoidants, to the Voidus Protocol.

We've got you covered for when the pen is mightier than the sword, and you just want to avoid actual work.

Here are some ideas:

• Blame it on the internets for your lack of productivity
• Take a short stroll through the Procrastination Pit for some inspiration
• Call it a creative crisis and take a few days off
• Create an agenda that just so happens to coincide with your coffee break schedule

Or, if all else fails:

Consult the Voidus Protocol Manual for more advanced avoidance techniques

Or, you know, just send an email

Email is the new meeting, after all.

May the pen be with you.

Or, at the very least, may the pen be mightier.