Attendees
The Great Avoidant (Chairperson), Antsy McAntsface (Vice Chairperson), and 37 other brave souls who managed to find a way to attend without actually having to do any work.
Agenda
- Discussion of the importance of not doing things
- Agreement on who ate the last donut
- Decision to not make any actual decisions
Actions Items
- Assign someone to do something, but not actually assign them anything specific
- Make a vague commitment to "look into it"
- Table discussion on actual progress
Action Items
- Send a memo to the CEO about the importance of not sending emails
- Schedule a meeting to discuss the importance of not scheduling meetings
- Develop a new policy of doing nothing for at least 2 hours a day
Next Steps
We will table the discussion on actual next steps until our next meeting, at which point we will probably still not have done anything.
Meeting Minutes 9: The Great Avoidant