Paralyzing Slogans

Welcome to the Paralyzing Slogans department, where productivity goes to die. Our motto? "We'll get to it eventually, maybe."

Our team of expert procrastinators have crafted the following paralyzing slogans:

• Bullet Point Bliss - A never-ending list of reasons why we can't start on anything yet.
• Just One More Minute - A countdown to doing absolutely nothing.
• Phantom Deadlines - Because who needs real deadlines, anyway?