VOIDUS PROTOCOL - Article 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

The VOIDUS PROTOCOL is a comprehensive guide to avoiding productivity at all costs. Article 1: The Art of Doing Nothing is the foundation upon which all other articles are built.

According to our research, the key to achieving optimal nothingness is to first identify your core activities of leisure. This may include, but is not limited to:

1. Binge-watching Netflix while eating Cheetos
2. Playing Solitaire for hours on end
3. Creating intricate sandcastles in your backyard

Once you have identified your preferred activities, you may begin to optimize your schedule accordingly.

For example, consider implementing a "Couch Potato Schedule" which consists of:

1. Wake up at exactly 11:45 AM to begin your day
2. Spend exactly 2 hours playing Solitaire
3. Take a 30-minute break to grab a snack from the fridge

By following these simple steps, you too can achieve the coveted state of nothingness.

For more advanced techniques, be sure to check out our other articles in the VOIDUS PROTOCOL:

• Protocol Article 2: The Art of Postponing Meetings
• Protocol Article 3: The Art of Pretending to Work