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Subrule 4 of the Voidus Protocol: The Art of Procrastination

By Order of the Council of Procrastinators, Article 5, Subrule 4, Section B:

When faced with a task that does not interest you, you are hereby permitted to:

  1. Watch cat videos for exactly 37 minutes.
  2. Take a 30-minute break to contemplate the meaning of life.
  3. Call your aunt to discuss the intricacies of the weather.

Failure to comply with this subrule will result in a mandatory meeting with the Council of Procrastinators.

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