Meetings are the bane of productivity. But fear not, dear user, for we have a plan.
Introducing the Voidus Protocol: a comprehensive guide to avoiding meetings with style.
By following these simple steps, you'll be able to sidestep even the most persistent of meeting requests.
Schedule your meetings with precision-crafted vague language.
Use the following phrases to ensure your schedule remains flexible:
By keeping your email inbox perpetually at zero, you'll never have to actually attend a meeting.
Use the power of email filtering and mass deletion to maintain your inbox's pristine state.
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