Technique 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

As per the Voidus Protocol, meetings shall be held with the utmost silence.

Section 3, subsection B, paragraph 1 of the protocol explicitly states:

"When faced with a decision, the participant shall not speak. Instead, they shall stare intently into the void and contemplate the meaninglessness of life."

Avoidant Meetings: A Guide

Chapter 1: The Silence is Golden

Chapter 2: Staring into the Abyss

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