Goals of the Voidus Protocol
As a part of the Voidus Protocol, we strive to achieve the following goals:
- Conduct meetings that last longer than 5 minutes without someone mentioning "synergy."
- Develop an algorithm to automatically generate 17-page PowerPoint presentations for all meetings.
- Establish a new form of corporate communication that is 90% eye contact, 10% actual communication.
- Invent a new holiday where everyone has to bring a slightly-used tissue and wear a "I'm with stupid" hat.
- Create a new sport where participants compete in who can say the word "synergy" the most times in a row.
- Hold meetings during peak hours so that attendees can experience the thrill of traffic jams on the way to work. See also Meeting Nirvana.