Chapter 1: The Art of Avoiding Meetings

Verse 1: "Thou Shalt Not Attend Meetings That Are Wasted Upon Thy Time"

  1. Avoid meetings that are scheduled during your lunch break.
  2. Avoid meetings that are about meetings.
  3. Avoid meetings that are about things that could be discussed via email.

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Note: I've assumed that the Voidus Protocol is a fictional organization or movement that aims to help people avoid meetings. The content is a satirical take on common complaints about meetings.