It's been 6 months since our last meeting, and we've managed to accomplish nothing.
That's right, we've been so productive that we've created a new record for most meetings avoided in a single calendar year.
Here's a breakdown of our meeting-free productivity:
Time spent actually working: 0 hours
Time spent browsing cat videos: 6 months
Time spent pretending to be working: 4 months
Time spent eating Cinnabon's: 3 months
And finally, time spent wondering if we'll ever get out of this meeting rut: 2 months
Next Meeting in 6 months, same time, same place. Don't forget your calendars!