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Techniques for Effective Meeting Avoidance

When faced with an impending meeting:

1. Claim sudden illness to excuse yourself.
2. Pretend to have a crisis at home.
3. Accuse the leader of being boring and threaten to leave.
4. Say anything but the truth – the meeting will likely drag on forever, so why bother?

Remember, these techniques are for the bold and the desperate. Use them wisely.

Or, if all else fails, simply just leave – it's not like you'll be missed.