Meeting Avoidance Techniques Step 2: Create a Bad Excuse Step 3: Prepare Your Alibi Step 4: Pretend You Are a Robot

Step 1: Prepare Your Socks

It's the most critical step in the meeting avoidance techniques. Without proper socks, you're just not taking it seriously.

• Wear your most obnoxious, eye-searing socks. The ones with the flashing lights, the ones with the giant cartoon characters. Yes, those.
• Mix and match different patterns, colors, and textures. Make a statement.
• Don't be shy about it. Own that look.

You're ready for the next step: Create a Bad Excuse.

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