Step 3.1: The Sudden, Unplanned Exit Strategy

When all else fails, and you're stuck in a meeting that's gone off the rails, it's time to employ the art of the Sudden, Unplanned Exit.

Identify Your Exit Point

Look for the first opportunity to make a break for it. Is the meeting leader distracted by a phone call? Is the conference room suddenly plagued by a mysterious gas leak? Use these moments to your advantage.

Step 3.2: Pretend Ignorance - The art of feigning confusion while making a hasty exit.

Step 3.3: The Exit Slam - A more dramatic approach, involving a swift, door-slamming departure.

Or, if you're feeling extra bold, try:

The Ultimate Sudden, Unplanned Exit

A daring, last-ditch effort to escape the meeting. This involves shouting "I've got a meeting with a meeting!" while making a beeline for the exit.

Step 4: The Ultimate Exit Strategy - A comprehensive guide to meeting avoidance and escape.