Step 4 of the Avoidance Technique series, and we're still here, somehow.
Donate to our Avoidance Fund today and receive a complimentary "I'm Not Available" sticker, perfect for sticking on your laptop or water bottle.
Donations start at $5, and are completely tax-deductible, except for the first $5, which is not.
Step 5: Buy Your Own Avoidance Cape