Step 4: Post-It Note Fueled Frenzy

AKA: The Art of Distrust

In this, the final step, we abandon all pretenses of productivity and succumb to the siren's call of the Post-It Note.

Substep 1: The Classic "I'm Not Ignoring You, I'm Just Reorganizing My Notes"

Learn the ancient art of arranging Post-It Notes in a way that maximizes their visual impact while minimizing their actual use.

Substep 2: The "I'm Not Bored, I'm Just Reorganizing My Notes" Dance

Discover the secret to tapping your Post-It Notes in a rhythmic pattern that will drive your coworkers to distraction.