Meetings: The Fine Art of Dodgeball

Meetings can be a real pain, but have you ever considered using dodgeball as a defense mechanism?

Section 3: The Art of Dodgeball is all about mastering the art of avoiding your coworkers' pointless discussions.

Key Principles:

• Know when to pounce: Timing is everything in dodgeball, and it's the same in meetings.
• Keep your eyes on the prize: Don't get distracted by your coworkers' watercooler gossip.
• Be prepared to dodge: Bring a notepad and pen to take notes, but also have a backup plan for when things get out of hand.

For more advanced techniques, visit:

• The Art of the Sneaky Exit
• Using a Laser Pointer as a Dodgeball

Disclaimer: The author of this page has never actually attended a meeting in their life, but they're pretty sure dodgeball is a real thing.