Step 1: Create a meeting-free schedule for the day. No, really, just tell your boss you're busy and can't make it.
Step 2: When asked, 'Are you available next Thursday?', reply with a firm, unyielding 'Maybe.'
Step 3: If asked to provide a status update, send an emoji: 😒
Read on for more advanced techniques, like pretending you're not in a meeting.
Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, try faking a meeting.
And, if all else fails, just leave early.
Remember, these techniques are not just for you, but for everyone who's tired of meetings.