Welcome to the ultimate meeting experience: a never-ending loop of unproductive discussions, unnecessary decisions, and excessive coffee consumption.
Our team of expert facilitators will guide you through the process of declaring unsustainability, guaranteed to drain your creative juices and leave you questioning life choices.
Talking to the Walls for an added layer of unproductivity.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Round Robin Rhetoric exercise, where we'll discuss the same point 17 times until you lose the plot.
Don't forget to grab a snack from our overpriced cafeteria, because you'll need the energy to sustain this level of unproductivity!
Our meetings are designed to be as unsustainable as possible. Side effects may include:
By attending, you acknowledge that you're aware of and accept these risks.
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