Best Use of Jargon 2021

Congratulations to the winners of the most creative use of jargon in 2021!

Category: Synergistic Paradigm Shift

This award goes to the team that successfully implemented a paradigmatic reconfiguration of their existing workflow, resulting in a 4.7x increase in productivity and a 3.2x decrease in meetings.

Category: Low-Context Communication

This award goes to the team that perfected the art of conveying complex ideas through vague, non-descript sentences, resulting in a 2.1x increase in confused looks and a 1.5x decrease in actual understanding.

Category: Buzzword Bingo

This award goes to the team that successfully used every buzzword in the dictionary in a single presentation, resulting in a 5x increase in eye-rolling and a 3x decrease in actual progress.