Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga

Welcome to the most epic, soul-crushing, and occasionally mildly entertaining meetings of all time.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Eat free catering
• Item 3: Stare blankly into space

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: The art of awkward silence
• Subtopic 2: Advanced staring techniques
• Adjourn: Because who needs to finish, really?