Parroting Techniques: Advanced Small Talk
Advanced small talk is the art of saying nothing of substance, but saying it with conviction. It's like a culinary dish that tastes like nothing, but looks fancy.
- Technique 1: The Art of Repetition - Repeat yourself, ad infinitum, until your audience is convinced you're right.
- Technique 2: The Power of Vagueness - Say enough to make it sound like you're saying something, but really, you're not.
- Technique 3: The Skill of Sarcasm - Say something with a tone that says the opposite, but don't actually mean it.
- Technique 4: The Game of Deflection - Talk about something else entirely, and hope no one notices.