Small Talk Simulation 9000

Because adulting is hard.

You have entered the Small Talk Simulation 9000, where you will be forced to engage in awkward conversations with a stranger.

Your goal is to say something that won't get you killed in this virtual world of forced politeness.

Current Status: You are talking to a coworker about the weather. They are wearing a "I'd rather be at the beach" t-shirt.

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