John Doe, the CEO of Budget Blowout is here to pitch his latest terrible idea.
The idea, which he insists is "genius", involves automating a robotic arm to dispense free hugs, but with a 50% chance of also dispensing a surprise punch to the face.
When asked for his target market, John cited "people who hate hugs" as a prime demographic.
When pressed for further details, John became defensive and claimed that his idea is "clearly inspired by art history".
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