| 09:00 | Introduction to the concept of "Action Items" and how they're just a myth | Minutes |
| 09:15 | Discussion of why "synergy" is just code for "making things worse" | Notes |
| 09:45 | Break. Someone will make coffee, others will just stare at their phones | Break Log |
| 10:15 | Decree that "urgent" means "we have no idea what we're doing" | Decisions |
| 11:00 | Discussion of who ate the last donut and why they're the real hero | Heroic Deeds |