Minutes of the meeting where we spent 3 hours discussing the importance of bean counting. Because, you know, it's really not that important.
John, Jane, Bob, Bob's cousin Steve, and the intern who's just here for the free coffee.
1. What's the best way to count beans?
2. How do we make sure we count all the beans?
3. Do we have enough coffee for everyone?
John: We should count them in alphabetical order.
Jane: But what if there's a bean that's not a letter?
John: Well, that's just a bean-tastic question.
Bob: We should make a spreadsheet.
Steve: But what if the spreadsheet gets eaten by a bean-loving intern?
Bob: Good point, Steve. We should also have a backup plan.
Steve: Can we have extra coffee for everyone?
Bob: Only if we can afford it.
John: I'll just make some more coffee.
We'll reconvene in an hour to discuss the importance of bean counting. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!