COFFEE RATIONING: THE RULES
There are only 3 cups of coffee available for the entire meeting. That's right, 3. And don't even think about asking for more, because the CEO's kid's soccer team is on a tight schedule.
Here are the rules:
- Coffee is only allowed during designated break times. No sneak sips, no clandestine cups.
- Coffee is only available in the back of the room. No front-row seats, no coffee for you.
- Any coffee-related complaints will be met with the wrath of the CEO's coffee-fueled tantrums.
So, who gets the first cup?