We're glad you're here! Unfortunately, our parking lot is experiencing an epidemic of meetings. Yes, it's a real thing. We're talking back-to-back meetings, meetings within meetings, and meetings about meetings. It's like a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex of conference rooms and PowerPoint presentations.
But don't worry! Our attendants are here to help. Just grab a number from the dispenser over there and wait in line. We'll get to you eventually... maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.
Still got a few minutes to kill? Take a stroll around our parking lot and see if you can find any of our other attractions: