Meeting Minutes from the Worst Parking Lot Meeting in History

Minutes of the 12th of Never, 20XX

Attendees:

• John, who was running late due to his own incompetence
• Jane, who was stuck behind John
• Bob, who had a meeting at 3:00 and was already 10 minutes in

Agenda:

1. Discuss why our parking lot is still a disaster
2. Decide on a new parking lot designer who will fix the disaster
3. Vote on which of the 5 proposed designs are the worst

Discussion Points:

1. The current parking lot design is a crime against humanity
2. We will never find a designer who can fix it without a PhD in chaos theory
3. Why did we even get a parking lot designer who wore a man-bun?

Actions Items:

1. Send an email to the CEO demanding a new parking lot designer
2. Form a committee to review proposals from 5 potential designers
3. Hold a meeting in 3 months to rehash the same points from this meeting

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place, same existential dread

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