Zone One: Where Parking is a Luxury

Welcome to Zone One, where finding a parking spot is a contact sport.

We have 10 parking spots available, but only 5 of them are actually available to the public. The other 5 are reserved for our esteemed parking officials, who have a special arrangement with the mayor.

Don't even get us started on parking tickets. We issue them on the honor system. If you get one, just assume you did something wrong and pay the fine.