Park in the spaces marked 'Parking Only'.
Do not block the sidewalk or the bike lane. It's not a game of Tetris.
Don't park on the lawn or the grass. It's not a designated parking spot for unicorns.
Read Rule 2: Parallel Parking for the Parallel Parking Challenged
Don't double-park in the middle of the street. It's not a game of 'Who Can Park the Farthest.'
Don't park in front of the fire hydrant, even if you're a fire hydrant expert.
Don't park on the sidewalk if you're not actually on the sidewalk. It's not a tightrope act.
Read Rule 4: The Parking Lot of the Future (a guide to parking on rooftops)
Don't creep up behind people and park in their spot without warning.
Don't sneak into disabled parking spots without a valid permit. It's not a game of 'Who Can Sneak the Most Spots.'
Don't park on top of a firehose or a firehydrant if it's not actually on fire. It's not a real-life video game.
Don't park so close that you're blocking someone else's parking spot. It's not a real-life 'Don't Park in the Way' competition.