Meeting of the Inept: Where the coffee flows like water and the ideas are as dry as the Sahara desert.
Attendees: John, Bob, and the guy who ate all the snacks
Decisions: Buy more snacks, drink more beer, and for the love of all things holy, do not touch the copier.
Agenda: 1. Eat more snacks. 2. Drink more beer. 3. Discuss the meaning of life while staring at the ceiling.