Today, Bob from IT tried to connect to the VPN but accidentally set off the fire alarm. Again.
Meanwhile, the marketing team's presentation was hijacked by a rogue PowerPoint add-in that started playing 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat.
And, of course, the break room coffee machine decided to stage a mid-meeting coup, dispensing only espresso.
Minutes (if you want to read about it all again) Minutes of all the terrible ideas we didn't actually discuss What we should have talked about instead