This meeting was called to discuss the finer points of making a perfect omelette. Unfortunately, our discussion devolved into a heated argument over the merits of mayonnaise vs. aioli.
The meeting was chaired by our fearless leader, Bob, who insisted on wearing a tin-foil hat for the entirety of the meeting. No explanation was given for this decision.
Attendees: Bob, Alice, Steve, and a mysterious, uninvited guest named Dave, who insisted on bringing his pet chicken, Cluck Norris, to the meeting.
Note: This meeting was not actually held. Or if it was, I don't remember.